The Detroit Free Press says you haven’t lived in Ann Arbor until you’ve been to Zingerman’s. Uh, obviously.

People from Utah think Ann Arbor is part voodoo magic:

“Ann Arbor, Mich., seems like a typical friendly college town with several coffee shops, indie music stores and narrow streets that weave together the downtown area and the campus of the University of Michigan.
It can be a fun college scene to visit, unless you’re Utah’s gymnastics team. For the third-ranked Utes, the Wolverines’ home represents one of their worst arenas in which to perform.
Weird things happen to the Utes in Ann Arbor: gymnasts who normally are steady wobble, uncharacteristic falls take down some of the most consistent athletes, and good Ute teams succumb to losses.
It’s as if there is some sort of voodoo that seeps out of the otherwise quaint town to confound the Utes. “

George Bush wants all Michigan Students to move to Canada:

“”The Bush administration is essentially telling our wolverines, ‘Sorry we can’t help you, try Canada,’” said Jamie Rappaport Clark, Clinton-era director of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and now vice-president of the advocacy group Defenders of Wildlife”

Ha. Ha. Michigan Basketball is still the joke of the world.

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